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Smash Bangdacoot

by Major Niño

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1.
(L Niño) Hey there air traffic control, I think I'm losing it Wait, I am air traffic control, but I'm just snoozing everything Jump out the exit by the wing Jump out the exit by the wing (Mr. Capers) My hair resembles a black cloud but ain't no clouds here just the sun rays coming down Relaxing for once, back to the front I just want some freedom man I ain't asking for much Try to snatch up mah lunch and I'm backing you down You ain't pitching game you just some trash on the mound Everyone thinks that they're the man in their town but they're last on a list in a class full of clowns I'm still staying focused, ill if you ain't noticed Peeling back bills rockin seal colored loafers From the streets to the beach from the sea to the air I'm world class my style is everywhere. I'd rather be layin' low and winning then in the forefront losing acting like my life's great when it isn't You fraudulent scumbags low like ottomans Your a sucker on your own so get your crew dog call em in (L Niño) Breaking up train of thought, stir up the contents of the pot Land of the free or not, where is the parking lot? Am I free to leave or am I not? Hey there air traffic control, am I free to leave or am I not? I'm free to fly as high as I want x4
2.
(L Niño - hook) I'm so fitness, I'm, I'm so fitness x8 (Mr. Capers - verse) Woo! Just hopped out of Crossfit, been trying to get ripped since the McDonald's ball pits. Whoopin on my competition until they forfeit When you on the rise everyone wants your portion I be in the gym doin' reps pumpin iron These fools say they gettin it in those suckas lyin Go pound to pound with me you're fuckin dyin Only speak when I say, I'm fuckin Simon I'm raising the bar, I'm on the loose You thinkin that I must be on the juice, not at all! No delaying or stalling when in the booth Some may even say that I'm the truth, gotta ball I'm on the wave, I don't care what your ripple brings Pierce through the competition like nipple rings Uh, no time for ball baggery, I put more plates on the bar than an Applebee's (L Niño) I'm so fitness, I'm, I'm so fitness x8 (Mr. Capers) I'm a beast I'm a lion in the wild pouncing For breakfast I'll have Cheerios and climb mountains On the treadmill, I got a million miles counting The Scouter says my power level is over 9000 House protein shakes, like lunchables In the Zumba class, I'm untouchable Spin Class? I'll give you the details When you stop my legs keep spinning like Sprewell's You more fitness than me? That's hogwash I do more power cleans than a carwash You disgracin' the gym, the name of the gym Boy I stays in the Gym raised in the gym Dog I bathe in the gym, shave in the gym You might even think that I'm paid by the gym But honestly, I'm not gonna front All I do is lift haven't seen my family in months
3.
(Major Capers) I was on vacation on a five star island Trying to relax when all the patrons start eyein' Cats in all black at the same spot I'm in At the hotel bar the ninja stars start flyin I'm sharp and I'm stylin, your style is inferior Your blade can't touch me with those shoddy materials I'm well trained, so I was ready when the hell came You can't rise above us I got chops that are like hot knives through butter Might upper cut a sucker in a tussle pucker up from my knuckle I'm in the zone now, they saying I need to tone down Cuz I'm a thousand miles from home now I was talking wild til I got mowed down With a bottle of Patron to the dome now I'm toe down Then I realized I'm alone now, and surrounded looked around and all my dogs are gone wow (L Niño) Sunlight hits your eyes again, survey the scene again Deep breathe in let it begin Kamikaze mission, showdown with the Shogun Time slows down let's see who will win (Major Capers) Managed to escape by the skin of my teeth Hand to hand I canned two but couldn't finish all three I'm on the run jumping fences reckless as all hell Knocking over tables refusing to call help Hid behind a bush and I caught a quick breather Jumped back out and I'm ready to serve ether Headbutts, punches, elbows, spinning back-kicks Caught him in the temple and that fool did a backflip He sent a couple shots back not too shabby Went to knock him out and then the manager grabbed me Saying "BREAK IT UP!" Karate chopped him, he ain't waking up Now I'm right back to facing up An intense stare down his gaze was devilish He shot a dart at me, that thang was venomous I pulled a blade out cuz I aim to end this shit Before I could even strike I get kicked off the premises [Sir you have been nothing but a nuisance to this resort GET OUT]
4.
(L Niño) Patient of mine, you're fine, your functional so long as your prescribed our design. Colors your mood, your food, your cube, even your shitty attitude is much improved. And you can grow grow grow, much better I know, avoid the low And it's like whoa whoa whoa, so much nicer I know Go with the flow (Mr. Capers) I came up with up with the cure for cancer The FDA told me it wasn't the answer the government said that I must be crazed cuz I said I almost finished the cure for AIDS I asked what do I have to do to help my bro's? They said, only the things that will expand my dough. I said you don't seem to give a damn about our lives. They responded "Ya damn right" I asked how the hell do I get in this conglomerate. They told me sell my soul then I can see how far I can get I figured I should push preventative care the response that I got is that is that my methods impaired You're scared our kids can't keep this country great But don't care that our kids can't support their weight It's low-down despicable, twisted and annoying that the same things promoted to heal us are really poison (L Niño) Patient your mind, it's fried, dysfunctional, I lied that everything will be alright Vision is skewed, you're screwed, subdued, suckin upon a fake quaalude, to fix your mood I'mma flow from the survivor scrolls and talk about a thing I saw not too long a time ago Sitting watching TV a commercial explain how a little pill can lift you from the depths of your pain The commercial says to hit up your doctor and you can get that drug that you need while your doctors getting kickbacks The side-effects for headaches, constipation, death and then some How the hell the side-effects are worse than your symptoms And it's like whoa whoa whoa so much nicer I know x8
5.
(L Niño) All the somber tones, gently drip and chill your bones Pour the light that felt so bright and filter it through the cones Taste the sound all around, as it cushions your fall into the ground Feel the flow, the current may grow and cut all the weight ya carry in tow (Mr. Capers) Sounds capture me oh. The sounds that always take me in but consequently the rhythms that bless me jettison me from the box they try to place me in Tryin' to find my way still, feel like time is tickin' for me to shoot my shot Every now and then I gotta chill and zen when times get tough and my mood is shot At times I wanna lay low, and not turn up and find a way to make my pay grow They say time is money but when time is lost that shit's gone, with the money you can make more My patience is thinner, I'm in a rush I won't make it for dinner but ironically I gotta eat Some say I do too much eyes red body reckless but playboy yo you gotta sleep No time for that The 9-5 got me trapped but I'm tryin to be true to me If I try to make everyone happy before myself what's that shit gonna do to me Probably drag me down and beat me down to see me drown best believe I've done seen it dog But I learned to swim and learned to swing and came up clean no lie best believe it dog Feels weird to be winnin', from the beginning, I fought for my recognition No time to talk dog yo I'm on a mission Used to be the white Howard I was never hittin now I feel like Steph Curry how I'm never missin' Sleep on me and get burnt, I've lost a lot but I've learned, past the control it's my turn. Ain't no way you'll take what I earned (L Niño) Your thoughts are fraying at the seams, unravel the threads of your dreams Touch the vibe as you imbibe and realize we're of the same tribe Reality and what it may be, melts away and sets you free It sets you free

about

Debut EP of Major Niño
The Story:
Track 1: We board our plane to Chapan...en route to hunt down and destroy the evil Samurai: Boo Khakee at a tournament totally unlike and not inspired in any way by Mortal Kombat
Track 2: We train for the tourney, they won't even know what hit 'em
Track 3: We get our ass kicked at the tourney
Track 4: We get our bodies pumped full of pharmaceuticals at the medical tent while our bones are being patched up.
Track 5: The drugs kick in, as you fade out

credits

released November 25, 2017

Lyrics, Vox, Synths, Production and Composition: Major Capers and L Niño (Major Niño)
Guitar, Bass: L Niño
Mixed, Engineered, Mastered, and Recorded by: Major Capers
Album Art: Arunesh Ghosh
© Arunesh Ghosh, Major Capers
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